''This is a humorous story about me now, a guy who was married for eighteen and a half years to a wonderful girl then. Everything looked great from the outside — Sports Illustrated swimsuit fashion model, beautiful as anyone could ever wish for. Now, six and a half years later, I'm happily divorced. This is a story about dealing with your ex-wife. From the fashion model to the ordinary housewife, trust me, it's all the same, just wrapped differently.''