Live Nude Elf chronicles Reverend Jen's two-year stint as sex columnist for nerve.com; she details her âsexperiments,â ranging from harrowing (working as a live nude girl at âWigglesâ) to embarrassing (fellatio school) to transcendent (reaching a mystical state through tantric sex). Along the way there is transvestitism, female ejaculation, opium smoking, and heartbreak. In the Rev's âart starâ world, where a young bisexual boy named Orion has sex with a jar of mayonnaise, the more mundane acts of romanceâkissing, buying dinner for a lover, and just making eye contact in the sackâbecome rare and subversive. The experiments, orgies, balloon fetish parties, a stint as the âlube girlâ on a porn set, the âlab partners,â and the late nights begin to wear on the Reverend, who craves normalcy, and the columns change their tone: Jen takes care of a friend's baby, navigates yuppie bars trying to snag a millionaire hubby, and dates a silver fox, âsomeone older, distinguished, wealthy, and simply grooving with the eternal now.â